shitdicks and boner++

day[9], mass effect, roosterteeth, birgirpall, science, cars, diablo III, and in general a lot of video games.

Depression does not always mean
Beautiful girls shattering at the wrists
A glorified, heroic battle for your sanity
Or mothers that never got the chance to say good-bye

Sometimes depression means
Not getting out of bed for three days
Because your feet refuse to believe
That they will not shatter upon impact with the floor

Sometimes depression means
That summoning the willpower
To go downstairs and do the laundry
Is the most impressive thing you accomplish that week

Sometimes depression means
Lying on the floor staring at the ceiling for hours
Because you cannot convince your body
That it is capable of movement

Sometimes depression means
Not being able to write for weeks
Because the only words you have to offer the world
Are trapped and drowning and I swear to God I’m trying

Sometimes depression means
That every single bone in your body aches
But you have to keep going through the motions
Because you are not allowed to call in to work depressed

Sometimes depression means
Ignoring every phone call for an entire month
Because yes, they have the right number
But you’re not the person they’re looking for, not anymore


by “Alexandra” Tilton, NH (Teen Ink: November 2013 Issue)

the more frequently i read gut-punchingly accurate portraits of the deepest depths of depression, the more i oscillate back and forth between being glad to identify / feel understood / look at this post and see that 400,000 people also identify with this and being so goddamn heartbroken that so goddamn many of us know, intimately, THIS degree of depression because it should not be this way. no one deserves the obliteration depression brings but, as we all learn again and again every day forever, people so rarely get what they deserve.

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I recommend this video to all Star Trek fans


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I wish people didn’t think silence was awkward, just enjoy it. Not every space has to be filled with words.

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also the hobbit has the worst raid party make-up ever. everyone is a warrior except like two rogues one of whom is a big noob and the only mage isn’t even a healer

legolas is like that lvl 100 dude that comes along and steals all your kills and then leaves

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The plot of Mass Effect 3 in a nutshell.

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me: oh wow this song is nice let’s find some sheet music so i can play i-


me: nvm

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Dutch Horror Story: trying to find your bike in a 500+ bicycle parking station

Dutch Horror Story, the Sequel: you’ve found your bike but it’s crammed in between like 10 other bikes


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*shows up 15 minutes late with a crappy dorito comic*

Origin Stories: CAPTAIN DORITO (this is part 1) (part 2 out next week or something)

Click here for other Avengers comics

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Gamer sex tip #25


Instead of moaning, make reaper sounds. 

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