shitdicks and boner++

day[9], mass effect, roosterteeth, birgirpall, science, cars, diablo III, and in general a lot of video games.

doodlesanddiscord:

thommquackenbush:

jennlyons:

jadelyn:

Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)
Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.

He’d rock the fuck out of memes. Don’t deny it.

Exit, pursued by a doge. much run wow 

I don’t understand people who try to make Shakespeare into a pretentious thing cause he was basically an uneducated dick-joke making dude for the common masses. His historical plays are straight up fanfiction. There’s a scene in Macbeth where two guards are having a conversation as a dude pees on a wall. Get out of here with your Shakespeare snobbery.

are we forgetting that one scene in hamlet where they asked him if had killed a dude and hamlet was basically like “bitch i might have” and then proceeded to be all “yea lol you’ll smell the fucker in a week or two”

doodlesanddiscord:

thommquackenbush:

jennlyons:

jadelyn:

Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)

Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.

He’d rock the fuck out of memes. Don’t deny it.

Exit, pursued by a doge.

much run wow 

I don’t understand people who try to make Shakespeare into a pretentious thing cause he was basically an uneducated dick-joke making dude for the common masses. His historical plays are straight up fanfiction. There’s a scene in Macbeth where two guards are having a conversation as a dude pees on a wall. Get out of here with your Shakespeare snobbery.

are we forgetting that one scene in hamlet where they asked him if had killed a dude and hamlet was basically like “bitch i might have” and then proceeded to be all “yea lol you’ll smell the fucker in a week or two”

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“Helaas, peanut butter.”

—   Chats with norbertsnotes (via dieromantikundweltschmerz)

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perchu:

digital art

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veydal said: Espresso

i generally wake up around 07:00~7:30 (on the weekdays, mind you) and instantly get music going. nothing like some indie folk to start your day! a quick shower and a packed bag later, i usually walk (sometimes bike) to the cafe that’s super close to my college, where i stop for a coffee. sometimes i sit on the terrace there and have a bit of a small breakfast (toast, or whatnot). i’m a bit terrible in that i never make myself breakfast at home… but after that it’s usually 08:40 or so and then i start my classes!

thankyou for the ask~!

Send me a cup of coffee.

Espresso:

Describe your usual morning routine.

Decaf:

Impersonate one of your friends.

Macchiato:

Name two things you think go well together and why.

Latte:

List three aspects of your personality that you love.

Flat White:

Confess the most recent crime you committed.

Iced:

Make the weirdest face you can.

Cappuccino:

Describe your ideal wedding.

Drip:

Post a photo of a stuffed animal you own.

Mocha:

Name one of your guilty pleasures.

Doppio:

List two of your dream travel locations and why.

Black:

Recall the worst insult you've ever received.

Americano:

Post a photo of your favorite outfit.

Kopi:

Describe an incident when you tried something new.

littlestpetdjpinkie:

When people with bad grammar try to insult you like

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friendlyaxolotl:

comic about how I’ve been feeling recently

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Depression does not always mean
Beautiful girls shattering at the wrists
A glorified, heroic battle for your sanity
Or mothers that never got the chance to say good-bye

Sometimes depression means
Not getting out of bed for three days
Because your feet refuse to believe
That they will not shatter upon impact with the floor

Sometimes depression means
That summoning the willpower
To go downstairs and do the laundry
Is the most impressive thing you accomplish that week

Sometimes depression means
Lying on the floor staring at the ceiling for hours
Because you cannot convince your body
That it is capable of movement

Sometimes depression means
Not being able to write for weeks
Because the only words you have to offer the world
Are trapped and drowning and I swear to God I’m trying

Sometimes depression means
That every single bone in your body aches
But you have to keep going through the motions
Because you are not allowed to call in to work depressed

Sometimes depression means
Ignoring every phone call for an entire month
Because yes, they have the right number
But you’re not the person they’re looking for, not anymore

—   

by “Alexandra” Tilton, NH (Teen Ink: November 2013 Issue)

the more frequently i read gut-punchingly accurate portraits of the deepest depths of depression, the more i oscillate back and forth between being glad to identify / feel understood / look at this post and see that 400,000 people also identify with this and being so goddamn heartbroken that so goddamn many of us know, intimately, THIS degree of depression because it should not be this way. no one deserves the obliteration depression brings but, as we all learn again and again every day forever, people so rarely get what they deserve.

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thejapaneseyakuza:

gAMES WITH CUSTOMISATION

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condensedbloodmilk:

midnight-emotive:

I DID IT AGAIN

I recommend this video to all Star Trek fans

ITS BACK

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lexislost:

I wish people didn’t think silence was awkward, just enjoy it. Not every space has to be filled with words.

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