shitdicks and boner++

day[9], mass effect, roosterteeth, birgirpall, science, cars, diablo III, and in general a lot of video games.

ghostydog:

it’s so weird to me when people are good at describing their emotions when i’m mostly sitting here going like “i’m probably sad? based on previous data i am always sad so i am probably sad right now, or i’m not feeling anything at all. i’m not sure? oh wait. i have this weird almost nauseous feeling in my stomach right now and i don’t think im anxious so yeah. sad. probably. 80% sure.”

(via the-guardian-asexual)

topgeartv:

Although the new Porsche 911 is really quite marvellous, James May takes a spin in the Singer 911, a custom built tribute car that cherry picks the best bits from 50 years of 911 history. And it creates something really quite special.

i would sell my organs for this 

demonshower:

demonshower:

Nothing is quite as relaxing as a good game of Skyrim

My horse is on fire

(Source: trickygod, via dapper-cadaver)

anarchyinthenyc:

agentofxana:

ultimoose:

lasagnacat:

reapers motherfucker

WHAT AIN’T NO PLANET I EVER HEARD OF

I recognize the council has made a decision, but given it’s a stupid ass decision, I’ve elected to ignore it.

DOES THE ILLUSIVE MAN LOOK LIKE A BITCH?

anarchyinthenyc:

agentofxana:

ultimoose:

lasagnacat:

reapers motherfucker

WHAT AIN’T NO PLANET I EVER HEARD OF

I recognize the council has made a decision, but given it’s a stupid ass decision, I’ve elected to ignore it.

DOES THE ILLUSIVE MAN LOOK LIKE A BITCH?

(Source: have-a-happy-cum, via serbarawarden)

“I want to text you. Just to remind you that I’m still here. But then I remember that you know I’m here. You just don’t care.”

—   Midnight thoughts (I won’t do this again)

(Source: reality-escape-artist, via ifishouldloseyou)

nutthing:

r u from europe because europiece of shit

(Source: phineasomg, via hrivenaira)

robotverve:

shuffle-bot:

boltong:

littlefroggies:

Saw this at the store today.

mass effect 3 : shred it


ROCK THE REAPERS


DANANANANNAANNANA

robotverve:

shuffle-bot:

boltong:

littlefroggies:

Saw this at the store today.

mass effect 3 : shred it

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ROCK THE REAPERS

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DANANANANNAANNANA

(via nanokelvin)

weedjoke420:

can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars

(via thelastampersand)

goddessbracelet:

foxdear:

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this sounds like something that would be on one of those sunglasses dog pictures

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(via lespix)

nikaalexandra:

i love being renegade

(via spectretloak)

casual monday nights

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roughrimjob:

FEELING LIKE YOU BOTHER THE ONLY PERSON YOU WANT TO TALK TO IS REALLY SHITTY

(Source: organmeat, via the-guardian-asexual)